What if cows gave root beer instead of milk

What if?
Imagine if cows gave root beer instead of milk? It's weird and cool right? I know that root beer taste way better than milk right?
Now, I am going to make story about root beer cows instead of milk. I mean it 's impossible to have those kind of cows but what if....... A lot of people will probably visit that farm and trying to buy it as a high price and it will lead to have fight  until they achieve it like a king throne. It would also upload on you tube and earn highest YouTube viewers. Or some scientist will try to steal that horse and make other fake cows. However, there is other disadvantages of root bear cows, which is cereal. As you know, a lot of people put milk in side of cereal right? But if we put root beer instead of milk? It will be weird and no one will buy cereal because it tastes bad with root bear on it. According to the Internet funny website, they had a survey of what if people eat cereal with other stuff instead of using milk. 70 Percent of people dislike it and 30 percents of people like it. I think it will be so funny that people started to dislike eating cereal and they prefer eating eggs more for breakfast. Yeah!! As a result, I think it's not a good idea to change it to root bear.